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Bluegrandma, sent me a nice joke and I wanted to share it with you guys…

The Parrot
 
John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
 The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
 Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude,
 obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by
consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music
and
anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the
bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back.
 
John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even
ruder.
John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the
bird and shoved him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and
screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet.
Not a peep was heard for over a minute.
Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot,
John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched
arms and said ‘I believe I may have offended you
with my rude language and actions.
I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate
transgressions
and I fully intend to do everything I can to
correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.’
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued….
 
……..”May I inquire as to what the turkey did?’
Happy Thanksgiving to all

Take care and enjoy the celebrations!

Esteban