MrLukee’s Funny Thoughts

More from Mr Lukee’s desk! 

“I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” ~~~~~

Aspire to inspire before you expire.. ~~~~

My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine. ~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~

The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere. ~~~~~

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question. ~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one. ~~~~~

Every morning is the dawn of a new error. ~~~~~”



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