Here’s a good one submitted by crazylady42p. Enjoy!

“Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther,I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’

Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars’

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, ‘Esther, I’m 85 years old. If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’

To this, Esther replied, ‘Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.’

The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay]]> http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/morris-and-esther/feed/ 1 http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/the-parrot/ http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/the-parrot/#comments Tue, 23 Jun 2009 23:14:58 +0000 Bingohall http://blog.bingohall.com/2009/the-parrot

“I thought this was funny and wanted to share...”  

The Parrot

  

John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude byconsistently saying only polite words, playing soft musicandanything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ thebird’s vocabulary.Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.The parrot yelled back.John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and evenruder.John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed thebird and shoved him in the freezer.For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked andscreamed.Then suddenly there was total quiet.Not a peep]]> http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/the-parrot/feed/ 4 http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/h1n1-and-the-calculator/ http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/h1n1-and-the-calculator/#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:22:17 +0000 Bingohall http://blog.bingohall.com/2009/h1n1-and-the-calculator

Hi there,  I haven’t posted that much stuff here recently, the truth is I’ve been working on monthly and weekly promos and, well, like a week ago we had a technical issue that brought our blog down.  However, we are back and I had two pending emails to be posted in our fun stuff area… One was a contribution sent by CM Ginna… 

“HI ESTEBAN, I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE CUTE TO POST IN BLOG HAVE A GREAT DAY 

CM GINNA“   Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know! YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH This is pretty neat. DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute .Work this out as you read .Be]]> http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/h1n1-and-the-calculator/feed/ 0 http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/a-joke/ http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/a-joke/#comments Thu, 07 May 2009 18:07:11 +0000 Bingohall http://blog.bingohall.com/2009/a-joke Our brand new member alltalk1, sent us a joke to share with you peeps!

“A little boy mails a letter to God asking for a hundred dollars.  The post office not sure who to deliver it to, decides to send it to the President of the United States.  The president opens the letter and tells his aid to mail him $5.  The little boy decided to write a thank you note for the gift.

Dear God,  thank you for the gift.  However, next time can you hand deliver it, cause the goverment taxed it and took the other $95.”

lol

Esteban

“I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” ~~~~~

Aspire to inspire before you expire.. ~~~~

My wife and I had words, but I didn’t get to use mine. ~~~~~

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~

The irony of life is that, by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going]]> http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/mrlukees-funny-thoughts/feed/ 1 http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/some-of-lukees-great-ideas/ http://blog.bingohall.com/fun/some-of-lukees-great-ideas/#comments Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:47:07 +0000 Bingohall http://blog.bingohall.com/2009/some-of-lukees-great-ideas

MrLukee sent us these awesome ideas, I loved the “toilet seat” lol…

                

Thanks and enjoy!

 Esteban

Correct, we have a new section to include all that funny stuff that you have… as usual, you just send it to me, for those who are new to this, my email is: esteban@bingohall.com and I will be posting it here!

Take care,

Esteban