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The Parrot
 
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John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude byconsistently saying only polite words, playing soft musicandanything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ thebird’s vocabulary.Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.The parrot yelled back.John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and evenruder.John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed thebird and shoved him in the freezer.For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked andscreamed.Then suddenly there was total quiet.Not a peep was heard for over a minute.Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot,John quickly opened the door to the freezer.The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretchedarms and said ‘I believe I may have offended youwith my rude language and actions.I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriatetransgressionsand I fully intend to do everything I can tocorrect my rude and unforgivable behavior.’John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such adramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued…. ……..
â€May I inquire as to what the turkey did?’Â
- Quakerparrot
Horaayy..there are 4 comment(s) for me so far ;)
AWWW — THEY ARE ADORABLE CARMINE—-THANK YOU FOR SHARING WITH US–HUGSSS
MIMI
OOPS WRONG POST–SS –LOL 2 FUNNY LIKE UR POST -BUT CUTE PARROT ALSO
OK TOOOOOO EARLY I DID POST IN RIGHT PLACE MAYBE I SHOULD GO BACK TO BED LMAO–ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO FIRST ONE CARMINE (I GUESS BY NOW YOU SAYING A BLONDE MOMENT FOR MIMI)
wise bird, huh, lol. That was cute